I never knew I had a bucket list until I saw the movie. Not that I'm terminally ill. I'm not. And, not that I have a list of places I must go before I do kick the bucket forsaking everything else. Well, I do have a list of sorts. But, in the days after watching the movie, I slowly realized that my life has been my bucket list. I don't expect the reaper to be knocking at my door soon, but, if he dropped by a few days before the day for a chat about my life, I think I'd tell him that I've done most of the things I wanted to do. Not that I popped out of my mom's womb trailing this long list of things to do and places to go. It took me at least eight or ten years to begin the list. And, most importantly, not that I'm done with the list. I hope I'll keep crossing things off of it until the day the reaper finally says, "OK, that's it. Put down your list." But, until that day, here are some of the things off my bucket list ....... in no particular order .......

My "Shipping Out" Story

I enlisted in the Navy under what they called the "120-day delay" program. During the VietNam War, they'd promise you anything as long as you'd sign on the dotted line. So, I had 120 days to spend with family and friends before I shipped out to boot camp. The Navy told me to report to the Armed Forces Processing Center in Butte when it was time. So, I dutifully did that. There was a group of us that all reported in that same day. None of us knew each other, but we all got to know each other pretty well that day as we were processed. The Navy told us that they'd signed us all up together under what they called the "buddy" program. That way we'd all go to boot camp together and be in the same training company there. We spent the day having every part of our bodies probed, inspected, thumped and looked at. The government gave us written tests, too, telling us the test results would indicate what type of Navy job were best suited for. We all ended up with different specialties. Mine was going to be aviation fire control. That was a far cry from being a Navy diver, which is what I really wanted to be. But, they convinced me that working on aircraft missile control systems was a glorious and very special job that they saved for men like myself.


After we were done at the processing center late in the day, they gave us our papers and our instructions. We were to board a bus for Chicago the next morning. They also gave us some vouchers for rooms at a local hotel as well as others for dinner that night and breakfast the next morning. I was appointed the group leader and was told that I had to make sure everyone got on the bus the next morning and stayed on it all the way to our destination.

Later that evening after we used our vouchers for what we jokingly referred to as "our last supper". Although none of us was old enough to buy liquor, one of the guys, Jim, looked as if he might be able to pass for twenty-one. So, we pooled some of the cash we had between us and sent Jim off to try to score some alcohol for us. Sure enough, after about twenty minutes Jim returned with some beer and whiskey. We spent the next hour or two talking, drinking the beer and passing the whiskey bottle around. As the alcohol did its job, the subject inevitably turned to girls and sex. Some of the guys began to talk about how it was going to be a long time before they would get laid again since boot camp would figure fairly prominently in our plans for the next several months. One of the guys who was from the Butte area suggested that we go visit a local establishment that specialized in meeting the types of needs under discussion in our group, mainly that of getting men together with women - for a price. He knew a place not too far from our hotel that he called "Dumas". Some of the group immediately thought this would be a great way to spend some of the last cash they had and began to talk up the possibility. Now, for me, this was uncharted territory and I began to get a bit nervous. Not only had I never visited a place such as the one under discussion; I had never been with a girl, sexually that is. Not that I had never thought of it; it just had never happened. And, as I recall, the idea of starting my sex life in the arms of a professional woman didn't really seem to do it for me. Of course, the testosterone level in our bunch was high that night and the liquor helped break down barriers for some of the guys, too. So, before I knew it, I, as well as the entire group of us, were trooping out of our hotel behind the local kid who said he knew the way to this place of some repute.

As our small band of the newest sailors in Uncle Sam's great U.S. Navy walked along the streets, I asked myself what in the Sam Hill was I getting myself into. Or, at least, I think my foggy young mind must have been thinking something like that. Truthfully, my memory is mercifully unclear of much that transpired after about six beers and my share of the whiskey bottle. I do recall our arriving at the house in question. We were granted admittance, and I recall there was a fair amount of oooh-ing and aaah-ing from all those gathered there when they learned that the group of young men that had stumbled up the steps and into the place were, in fact, headed out for military service the very next morning. My merciful lack of recall from that evening's activities is not merciful enough to keep me from recalling some of the memories. I do remember following one of the ladies up the stairs and into her room, and I do remember that all of her very likely prodigious experience and talent could not coax my body to deliver what was required for a successful "meeting". Of course, that was just between her and me. The price was the same whatever she and I did or did not do. So, after tyding up, my lady of the evening led me back downstairs where I awaited the rest of my new buddies. I do remember that, somehow, we all did get on the bus the next morning. I also recall that there was conversation about who had done what with whom the previous evening. I also learned two more things over the ensuing years. One thing was that I was not the only guy who had not been able to perform that evening. The other was that the establishment we visited was a place of some fame, being the well known Dumas Brothel on Butte's Mercury Street (that is it in the photograph above). Although it is no longer is in business, I have learned that it was one of the longest standing businesses of its type in the West and served its male patrons from 1890 until 1982.

So now I may have misled you. My list was shorter following this event. But, the item I crossed off my list was "Military service", not "have sex for the first time". That item remained on my list for a short time longer.

Join the Navy



This might be a good place to start. Chronologically, it works. It's back toward the beginning of the list. Every kid who goes into the service remembers that as a BIG event in their young lives. It sure was for me. Actually, I wanted to enlist in the Coast Guard, not the Navy. But I couldn't find a Coast Guard recruiter in Montana - or something like that. So, heck, the Navy still would let me cross the item off my list.
This is the picture the Navy sent my mom when I graduated from boot camp in Great Lakes, Ill.
Now I suppose you want some sort of Navy story. Well, I do have a lot of them. Actually, some of my Navy stories are other items from my list. And, well, there are other Navy stories that never woulda made the list and sure aren't going to make it into print here.
So, OK, here's a quick one. I think it's one of the most embarassing moments of my life. Maybe I wasn't embarassed; more like mortified. Or freaked out. Heck, you decide. My memory isn't terribly clear about the event. And, oh yeah, this is one of the things that was another item on my list. It just didn't happen like I'd ever dreamed it would.
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